Total Medals Earned: 24 (From
3 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 525 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Launch the Turtle
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get caught by a UFO
Buy everything
